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Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know.Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Unknown Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. Kris Mc Gaha Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.Unknown Saying I Love You in Funny Ways I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.

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